Accounting Firm

Sky's The Limit

I don’t party but drinking and hanging out is fun to me, I have a decent job and not to be snobby but if I’m dating someone for long term I’d prefer them to have something going for them too. I like goal oriented men with opinions and a smug attitude but can be a gentle soul too and really open up and be sweet. I personally prefer an extrovert as I’ve dated too many introverted dead beat guys... sounds harsh but I’m sorry. I like why guys too but I need someone with personality and can make me laugh.

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What We Do

Investment Banking

Here's a tip to try if any of you are getting robocalls constantly. Answer the phone on mute and wait until it disconnects. Even though it won't detect the tone/message signifying something like a disconnected number, it won't be able to identify you as a person/IVR either, so many auto dialers will flag it as nonworking after a few attempts.

Portfolio Management

“I’m sorry I was cold to you, you didn’t deserve it, but I was really tired earlier.” Does not sound nearly as sincere as: “I was really tired earlier, but you didn’t deserve me being cold to you. I’m sorry.”

Tax and Custodial

My wife and I were ready to drop $20 on scanning in all of the paperwork and forms required for our mortgage application at Office Depot. She had the great idea of calling the local library and what do ya know... They have scanners we can use for the price of the tax dollars we already paid.

Who We Are

Having worked as hotel maintenance for a location with an indoor salt water pool, yes. Yes I do. Also, wash your nasty fucking asses off before you get in the pool. Those loud ass dirt heaps you call kids are fucking up my chem levels.

Our Staff

John Moyo: Investments Manager

Tapiwa Khumalo: Banker

Peter Ncube: Tech Guy

Nancy Ndlovu: Accountant

Samantha Dube: CEO